Lola

What an amazing, hysterical song.

The Kinks-Lola



Lyrics:

I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [lp version:
Coca-cola]
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well Im not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy wont you come home with me
Well Im not the worlds most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well thats the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I left home just a week before
And Id never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy Im gonna make you a man

Well Im not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and Im glad Im a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Sleeping...

Is at once a most-welcome and most-infuriating thing.


Lately, I find myself staring at a computer screen between the hours of 2 and 5 am, wishing I could sleep. But there's an issue with that-I'm not tired. Why? Because I didn't sleep until 5 am the day before, of course! This is a rather aggravating cycle, brought upon myself via what amounts to fear. That is, fear of experiencing memories of some of the worst experiences I've been through. And despite my relatively young age, I can say that I've been through more traumatizing experiences than most my age. Said memories seem to take a gruesome delight in bombarding my consciousness while I dally in the dreary world between states of being awake and asleep. With such experiences awaiting me should I try and fall asleep, I generally spend my nights staring at a computer screen until I am 2 minutes from passing out, at which point I will gladly drift off. Unfortunately, that doesn't happen until far later than I should be sleeping.

Something is going to have to change...I have to be awake in about 9 hours, and then for the next five weeks I have to be out of the house at 8:40 Monday-Thursday for EMT training. So my options are down to confronting my memories or doing what I do through out the school year-working on a mere four to five hours of sleep, every single day. Sigh.

Car!

I has!

My hobby:

Overusing ridiculously asian emoticons in your average AIM conversation:

"I just had dinner! \(^o^)/ "

Fuckin' Chemistry

1) MLIA -------------------> MILA
MLIAIsomerase

2) MILA + FML ---------------> MILF + AML ( Mother I'd Like to fuck at my leisure)
Arctic Ocean

So, if you life is both average and being fucked, you get a nice surprise.
Yes I'm very bored.
Also if you understand the Artic Ocean being a solvent than ^5 to you.

Fathers day

Second worst day of the year? I think so.

I had the wonderful experience today of my grandma coming up to me and asking all secret-like, "How come you guys aren't doing anything for fathers day?"

Wow, what a great idea! How could I have been so blind and forgetful as to not getting anything for fathers day. Obviously I should have gotten my dead father & 2 grandfathers breakfast in bed and a nice manly gift on this joyous hallmark holiday.

Oh wait. Not.

Agh, what a stupid bitch. I really want to hit her.

ow

School is almost over, finally.

But holy shit I've been busy. And I have like 5 tests in the next 2 days, but this weekend I should be able to make a real post.

Not that the interwebs care.

Byes.

I don't get it

:(

I hate this stupid confusion. And yet I'm not entirely what I'm confused about since the result was entirely expected. Maybe I'm just foolish.

Ah well, 10 days!

ALAS

This is some hysterical stuff:
http://authortree.com/almcd999

"This book builds on the works of Arp, Bauval, Childress, Collins, Cremo and Thompson, Dunn, Felix, Hancock, Hapgood, Joseph, LaViolette, McTaggart, Pye, Radin, Rux, Sheldrake, Sitchin, Van Flandern, Von Däniken, and others who question common knowledge

- to develop a theory of nearly everything, without Relativity,

- that explains what science, history, and religion have not.
Discover scientific evidence and new theory that:
- The universe is not expanding from a Big Bang.
- The Theory of Relativity is not valid; light is not a speed limit.
- Define how the ether produces gravity and electromagnetism.
- The ether consists of subatomic "spheritons" that travel faster than light.
- Light-conducting spheritons are Dark Matter; Dark Energy does not exist.
- Explain that life came to Earth from another known planet every 60 million years.
- All 20 Egyptian pyramids had similar industrial functions.
- The Sphinx and Great pyramid were built in 62,100 BC.
- The water for Noah's Flood in 10,800 BC is in plain sight.
- Identify the origin of our biblical God and the science of Universal Intelligence.
- Explain how spheritons store and transfer the memories of man and God.
- Explain how spheritons may enable paranormal mental capabilities."


It's excellent. I wanna go buy it.

I really have no qualms...

With people being religious. In fact, it's nice that some people can find comfort in something no matter how badly their life sucks. Some times I wish I could do something similar (and then I think of how awesome I am and it's all good).

So yeah. I have no qualms with you being a religious nut...until you start throwing it in my face. Then, it gets fucking annoying. Like seriously, refrain. I don't need to hear you squealing about god in the middle of class. I don't need your facebook statuses to be proclaiming that you're crying out joyously because your redeemer lives. You can be religious, that's cool. Just don't be so god damn annoying about it (phrasing intentional).

RAWR.

I'm annoyed.

Take 2

Lynch project filming, take #2

Let's hope it goes a lot better this time. With like, a working camera and you know...no accidents? yeah.

Whoah. Neat.

Check it outs.
Unless you're squeamish.

Never thought it could happen to you, eh?

What 17 year old driver, 3 months into his license thinks they're going to have an accident? Certainly not me.

Hahahaha.
Life sucks and then you get in a car accident?

Luckily, no one from the crash was hurt....words can't really describe the type of shock I was in. But yeah.

I'm doing okay, my Neck is stiff and rather painful right now, but that's kind of a given. If it persists maybe I'll get it checked out. Right now I'm just kind of in shock. I feel guilty, upset, ohmygodhowdidthishappento me, etc. I really just wanna rest, but I can't make myself sleep. God what a shitty weekend...

FUCK

Yeah.
My brother decided leaving the car unlocked would be a good idea. We live in a complex. It wasn't.

This morning, I went to the car. Shit was thrown around, glove compartment was open, some stuff was strewn on the street. EZ pass was still in. Looked like the car had been vandalized but it was decided that nothing valuable was taken. THEN, I found out as I was about to drive home from school that they took my sunglasses. My rather expensive porsche sunglasses that were a present. FUCK. They were so nice too, ugh this is sooo annoying. And yet, my mom told me not to be a dick towards my brother.

Screw this. I hate people.

Also, I can't go to chatham (QB tournament) because I have to do my lynch project on saturday.
Fuck this week.