My take on life, filled with interesting rants, amusing anecdotes and outrageous stories. Because I can. Please don't enjoy your stay, and let the virus hit you on the way out.
There's just so much to do this year. I already have legitimate homework assignments for nearly every class, as well as presentations and papers already assigned. I have quizbowl, which runs for a few hours every Thursday. I have karate, which is 2 hours on Sunday and ideally 2 hours twice during the week. Soon, I start riding with the local ambulance corps, probably a 6 hour shift once a week. Then, I have college apps.
Oh, and did I mention I'd like to see my friends occasionally?
I'll manage of course, but I can't see how the first half of this year is going to be anything better than hell....and I thought last year was hard. Hahaha.
I met her in a club down in old soho Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [lp version: Coca-cola] C-o-l-a cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well Im not the worlds most physical guy But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola Well Im not dumb but I cant understand Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well we drank champagne and danced all night Under electric candlelight She picked me up and sat me on her knee And said dear boy wont you come home with me Well Im not the worlds most passionate guy But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
I pushed her away I walked to the door I fell to the floor I got down on my knees Then I looked at her and she at me
Well thats the way that I want it to stay And I always want it to be that way for my lola Lo-lo-lo-lo lola Girls will be boys and boys will be girls Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well I left home just a week before And Id never ever kissed a woman before But lola smiled and took me by the hand And said dear boy Im gonna make you a man
Well Im not the worlds most masculine man But I know what I am and Im glad Im a man And so is lola Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Is at once a most-welcome and most-infuriating thing.
Lately, I find myself staring at a computer screen between the hours of 2 and 5 am, wishing I could sleep. But there's an issue with that-I'm not tired. Why? Because I didn't sleep until 5 am the day before, of course! This is a rather aggravating cycle, brought upon myself via what amounts to fear. That is, fear of experiencing memories of some of the worst experiences I've been through. And despite my relatively young age, I can say that I've been through more traumatizing experiences than most my age. Said memories seem to take a gruesome delight in bombarding my consciousness while I dally in the dreary world between states of being awake and asleep. With such experiences awaiting me should I try and fall asleep, I generally spend my nights staring at a computer screen until I am 2 minutes from passing out, at which point I will gladly drift off. Unfortunately, that doesn't happen until far later than I should be sleeping.
Something is going to have to change...I have to be awake in about 9 hours, and then for the next five weeks I have to be out of the house at 8:40 Monday-Thursday for EMT training. So my options are down to confronting my memories or doing what I do through out the school year-working on a mere four to five hours of sleep, every single day. Sigh.
2) MILA + FML ---------------> MILF + AML ( Mother I'd Like to fuck at my leisure) Arctic Ocean
So, if you life is both average and being fucked, you get a nice surprise. Yes I'm very bored. Also if you understand the Artic Ocean being a solvent than ^5 to you.
I had the wonderful experience today of my grandma coming up to me and asking all secret-like, "How come you guys aren't doing anything for fathers day?"
Wow, what a great idea! How could I have been so blind and forgetful as to not getting anything for fathers day. Obviously I should have gotten my dead father & 2 grandfathers breakfast in bed and a nice manly gift on this joyous hallmark holiday.
Oh wait. Not.
Agh, what a stupid bitch. I really want to hit her.
This is some hysterical stuff: http://authortree.com/almcd999
"This book builds on the works of Arp, Bauval, Childress, Collins, Cremo and Thompson, Dunn, Felix, Hancock, Hapgood, Joseph, LaViolette, McTaggart, Pye, Radin, Rux, Sheldrake, Sitchin, Van Flandern, Von Däniken, and others who question common knowledge
- to develop a theory of nearly everything, without Relativity,
- that explains what science, history, and religion have not. Discover scientific evidence and new theory that: - The universe is not expanding from a Big Bang. - The Theory of Relativity is not valid; light is not a speed limit. - Define how the ether produces gravity and electromagnetism. - The ether consists of subatomic "spheritons" that travel faster than light. - Light-conducting spheritons are Dark Matter; Dark Energy does not exist. - Explain that life came to Earth from another known planet every 60 million years. - All 20 Egyptian pyramids had similar industrial functions. - The Sphinx and Great pyramid were built in 62,100 BC. - The water for Noah's Flood in 10,800 BC is in plain sight. - Identify the origin of our biblical God and the science of Universal Intelligence. - Explain how spheritons store and transfer the memories of man and God. - Explain how spheritons may enable paranormal mental capabilities."
With people being religious. In fact, it's nice that some people can find comfort in something no matter how badly their life sucks. Some times I wish I could do something similar (and then I think of how awesome I am and it's all good).
So yeah. I have no qualms with you being a religious nut...until you start throwing it in my face. Then, it gets fucking annoying. Like seriously, refrain. I don't need to hear you squealing about god in the middle of class. I don't need your facebook statuses to be proclaiming that you're crying out joyously because your redeemer lives. You can be religious, that's cool. Just don't be so god damn annoying about it (phrasing intentional).
I'm currently enrolled in a magnet high school in New Jersey-It's quite the interesting place. In said school, a lot of things happen, some awesome, some funny and some that are pure bullshit. Oh well. It's pretty entertaining most of the time. I love classic rock, though I'm slowly being introduced into other types of music, including rap (which I previously thought that I hated). For fun, I read tons of books, play a myriad of instruments, browse the internet and watch a few select shows on TV. Or, read textbooks. I can be quite the nerd. Unfortunately, I don't have a lot of free time, so I don't get to pursue those much. Mainly though, I pride myself on an apparent lack of morality, my sense of humor and my ability to be a very intelligent moron.
