Car!

I has!

My hobby:

Overusing ridiculously asian emoticons in your average AIM conversation:

"I just had dinner! \(^o^)/ "

Fuckin' Chemistry

1) MLIA -------------------> MILA
MLIAIsomerase

2) MILA + FML ---------------> MILF + AML ( Mother I'd Like to fuck at my leisure)
Arctic Ocean

So, if you life is both average and being fucked, you get a nice surprise.
Yes I'm very bored.
Also if you understand the Artic Ocean being a solvent than ^5 to you.

Fathers day

Second worst day of the year? I think so.

I had the wonderful experience today of my grandma coming up to me and asking all secret-like, "How come you guys aren't doing anything for fathers day?"

Wow, what a great idea! How could I have been so blind and forgetful as to not getting anything for fathers day. Obviously I should have gotten my dead father & 2 grandfathers breakfast in bed and a nice manly gift on this joyous hallmark holiday.

Oh wait. Not.

Agh, what a stupid bitch. I really want to hit her.

ow

School is almost over, finally.

But holy shit I've been busy. And I have like 5 tests in the next 2 days, but this weekend I should be able to make a real post.

Not that the interwebs care.

Byes.

I don't get it

:(

I hate this stupid confusion. And yet I'm not entirely what I'm confused about since the result was entirely expected. Maybe I'm just foolish.

Ah well, 10 days!

ALAS

This is some hysterical stuff:
http://authortree.com/almcd999

"This book builds on the works of Arp, Bauval, Childress, Collins, Cremo and Thompson, Dunn, Felix, Hancock, Hapgood, Joseph, LaViolette, McTaggart, Pye, Radin, Rux, Sheldrake, Sitchin, Van Flandern, Von Däniken, and others who question common knowledge

- to develop a theory of nearly everything, without Relativity,

- that explains what science, history, and religion have not.
Discover scientific evidence and new theory that:
- The universe is not expanding from a Big Bang.
- The Theory of Relativity is not valid; light is not a speed limit.
- Define how the ether produces gravity and electromagnetism.
- The ether consists of subatomic "spheritons" that travel faster than light.
- Light-conducting spheritons are Dark Matter; Dark Energy does not exist.
- Explain that life came to Earth from another known planet every 60 million years.
- All 20 Egyptian pyramids had similar industrial functions.
- The Sphinx and Great pyramid were built in 62,100 BC.
- The water for Noah's Flood in 10,800 BC is in plain sight.
- Identify the origin of our biblical God and the science of Universal Intelligence.
- Explain how spheritons store and transfer the memories of man and God.
- Explain how spheritons may enable paranormal mental capabilities."


It's excellent. I wanna go buy it.