Fathers day

Second worst day of the year? I think so.

I had the wonderful experience today of my grandma coming up to me and asking all secret-like, "How come you guys aren't doing anything for fathers day?"

Wow, what a great idea! How could I have been so blind and forgetful as to not getting anything for fathers day. Obviously I should have gotten my dead father & 2 grandfathers breakfast in bed and a nice manly gift on this joyous hallmark holiday.

Oh wait. Not.

Agh, what a stupid bitch. I really want to hit her.